Bigger is not necessarily better!

What is this fascination with boobies? I watched teevee y'day and I saw fake baubles on those housewives on Wisteria Lane, then saw this real-life drama on MTV on how one girl wanted to look like Britney and was getting a boob job and have you seen Fear Factor lately? I swear they choose their contestants by 1. their looks, 2. controversial value and 3. how huge are their boobies! The girls on the show have huge hooters (very obviously fake-y) and they wore really low tank tops (and no bra!). What's wrong with this world?

I know a lot of girls covet a fullness in their chest area. You should be careful of what you wished for. Your body grows naturally and you can't expect to have big 'uns when you are of small frame. You might topple over.

Plastic surgery is scary -- just watch MTV "I want to look like", Nip/Tuck and Xtreme Makeover. If you still wanna go ahead after watching these, then you must be a masochist and should be whipped (yeah, you like that don't you?).

Here's my Top 10 List on having big hooters: -

10. You get back pains.

9. You cannot (read - never!) run after the bus! Unless you want everybody look at you run (think Baywatch).

8. just can't get sizes in Singapore! The bras only go up to Asian D (which is an international C). Unless you are rich and get invest in good ones from Triumph Pour Moi range or Marks & Spencer. And then you can't fit into the dresses - everywhere else will fit but up there.

7. You can't go bra-less unless you want to look like you have two bowls of Konyaku jellies up your shirt.

6. You risk looking like a street walker when you wear tank tops, tubes or halters, unless you are trying to achieve the Anna Nicole Smith or Pam Anderson look.

5. Ever got PMS? Enuff said.

4. When you eat cookies or crumbly bread, the crumbles don't fall straight to the floor.

3. You can't wear bustier or strapless unless it is custom-fit. You might accidentally do an "explosion" when you bend over.


2. sweat collects underneath the fold.

And No.1 is...

1. men forgot you have a face.

Prove that bigger is not better. Fugly!